So i was cleening out my comp when i stumbled across this* i'ts what i got when i was baned form the febl(fire emblim battel legue) forms.
"...*twitch*
Good evening, Kami No Shi!
You are being flamed because:
[ ] You posted a Religious Thread
[x] You posted an accusation with no proof
[x] You posted a thread containing 1337 talk
[ ] You posted a me > u thread
[ ] you posted a worthless thread
[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
[ ] You committed crimes against pork biproducts
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You haven't read the TOS
[ ] You made baby Jesus cry
[ ] You don't know which board to post in
[ ] You just plain suck
[x] You posted false information
[ ] You posted something totally uninteresting
[ ] You double posted
[x] You killed a kitten
[ ] You're spamming MY thread
[ ] YOU POSTED A MESSAGE ALL WRITTEN IN CAPS
[ ] You posted racist crap
[x] I don't like your tone of voice
[ ] You are not civilized enough to post in these forums
[x] Yuo mispeled evry sengle wurd.
[ ] Your parents are related
[ ] You and your wife are related
[ ] You dated my sister
[ ] You dated my brother
[ ] You made love to my dog
[ ] You insulted the power of Fwee
[x] You killed a kitten
[x] You killed a kitten
[x] You killed a kitten
In Punishment, You Must:
[ ] Give up your new user account
[ ] shut up and get the hell out
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Watch Teletubbies
[ ] Call Bush and inform him he sucks
[ ] Make love to Al Gore
[ ] Lick a frozen telephone pole
[ ] Go to your room with no supper
[ ] Apologize to everybody on this forum
[ ] Go stand in the middle of a Highway
[ ] Recite the Greek alphabet backwards
[ ] Take a bath in bleach
[ ] Drink out of a spitoon
[x] All of the above
In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[x] Fwee
[ ] 1 R 1337
[ ] Pwned
[ ] GG no re
[ ] Bite me
[ ] Get a life
[ ] Me > u
[ ] Never post again
[ ] I pity your dog
[x] You killed a kitten, you bastard
[ ] NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION
[ ] n00b
[ ] Go to hell
[ ] Your IQ must be 7
[ ] Take your **** somewhere else
[ ] shut up and get the hell out
[ ] Learn to post or get the hell out
[ ] Go jump into some industrial equipment
[x] kthxbai
[ ] All of the above"
Betest resons for being banned ever! killing kittens! it was worth it... o so worth it. i poasted steven lynches kill a kitten song on the boards and got this... then baned... but i got back on to say good by and got banned agan. now i have another acount but do really go on. i go on to the ld (lemon demon) forms. im rhue if you ever go there. BTW lemon demons house is a cattery. lucky stars cattery [html]
[link] but Neil(he is ld) is still asom some how... whell at leats his songs are. i still want to kill his cats even if he is a super genous man.
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POEM
KILL
LOVE
KILL WHO YOU LOVE
GOOD
END
-by meh
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i am dislexic... so stop bitching abought my spelling
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POEM
KILL
LOVE
KILL WHO YOU LOVE
GOOD
END
-by meh
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i am dislexic... so stop bitching abought my spelling
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WHAT, ARE YOU DENSE? ARE YOU RETARDED OR SOMETHING? WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM? I'M THE GODDAMN BATMAN.
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The Realm of the Art Ninja
[link]
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WHAT, ARE YOU DENSE? ARE YOU RETARDED OR SOMETHING? WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM? I'M THE GODDAMN BATMAN.
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